Find Out Exactly What’s Slowing Down Your Website. Free.

In 48 business hours, you’ll receive a detailed technical audit covering every reason your site is underperforming – and exactly what it would take to fix it. No sales pitch. No obligation. All communication in writing. Just data.

PageSpeed Insights Tells You There’s a Problem. We Tell You How to Solve It.

Running your URL through PageSpeed Insights takes 30 seconds and gives you a score, a few generic recommendations, and zero clarity on what to actually do next.

Our audit is different. We manually review your site’s architecture, database, server configuration, third-party scripts, and code structure – then deliver a written report explaining:

  • The specific root causes behind each failing metric
  • The order they should be fixed in for maximum impact
  • Realistic projected scores after intervention
  • Whether you need a $500 fix, a $5,000 optimization, or a full rebuild

You get an honest assessment from engineers who specialize in WordPress performance for B2B companies.

What You’ll Actually Receive

A written report, delivered to your inbox within 48 business hours.

Core Web Vitals Deep Dive

LCP, CLS, INP measured across desktop and mobile. We identify the specific elements, scripts, or layout decisions causing each failure – not just the metric, but the cause.

Server & Hosting Diagnosis

TTFB analysis, caching configuration, CDN evaluation. We tell you whether your hosting is genuinely the bottleneck or just an easy scapegoat your last developer used.

Code & Plugin Bloat Analysis

Every plugin, theme component, and third-party script ranked by performance impact. You’ll see which ones you can kill tomorrow and which are non-negotiable.

Database Health Check

Autoload weight, transient bloat, query performance, table optimization. The hidden killer that almost no one checks – and usually the difference between 60 and 90 on PageSpeed.

Mobile UX & Conversion Friction

Beyond pure speed, we flag visual instability, render-blocking layouts, and interaction lag that hurts mobile conversion rates.

Recovery Projection & Recommendation

Based on everything above, we tell you exactly what your scores can realistically reach, what level of intervention is required, and the estimated investment. Whether or not you work with us.

The Audit Is Built For…

A clean checklist layout:

  • B2B companies running WordPress with 10+ pages
  • Sites loading in 3+ seconds where the cause isn’t obvious
  • Marketing teams seeing Quality Score drop on paid campaigns
  • Companies that lost organic traffic after a Google Core Update
  • CTOs and Heads of Marketing who want a second technical opinion before committing budget
  • Anyone who’s been told “WordPress is just slow” and refuses to believe it

🎯 The audit is genuinely free. We use it as a lead source – about 1 in 5 audit recipients eventually hires us. The other 4 take the report to their internal team or another agency, and we’re fine with that. Our incentive is for the report to be so useful you remember us when you do need execution help.

Request Your Free Audit

Fill out the details below. You’ll receive your written audit within 48 business hours. We hate spam as much as you do – your email is used only to deliver the audit and one follow-up message.

The Free Performance Audit

Delivered within 48 business hours. No sales calls scheduled. No spam, ever.

What Happens After You Submit

A clear, async-first process from submission to action plan.

Within 24 hours

You’ll get a confirmation email
We’ll confirm receipt and let you know which engineer is assigned to your audit.

Within 48 business hours

Your written audit lands in your inbox
A detailed PDF report covering everything described above. No call required, no follow-up booking pressure. Just the document and the findings.

Optional

Written follow-up if you have questions
The audit includes a dedicated reply address for technical questions. Send anything you want clarified, and you’ll get a written response within one business day. Most clients have 2–3 follow-up questions; we answer them in detail, in writing, until everything is clear.

If you decide to move forward

The audit closes with a written recommendation: optimization scope, custom build scope, or honest “you don’t need us” if that’s the truth. If you want to engage, reply to the audit and we send a written proposal within 5 business days.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is it really free? What’s the catch?

There’s no catch. The audit takes us 2–3 hours of engineering time to produce. We treat it as marketing – about 1 in 5 audit recipients eventually becomes a client, which more than covers our cost. The other 4 take the report and use it however they want. No hidden fees, no surprise upsells.

Will you spam me with sales emails afterward?

No. You’ll receive the audit, one follow-up message a week later asking if you have questions, and that’s it. No automated drip campaigns, no sales cadences, no LinkedIn requests from three different account executives. If you want to engage further, you reach out to us.

How is this different from running PageSpeed Insights myself?

PageSpeed Insights is an automated tool that surfaces symptoms. We diagnose root causes. PageSpeed tells you “Reduce unused JavaScript” – we tell you which specific plugin is loading that JavaScript, why, and what you’d lose by removing it. The difference is the same as a self-diagnostic search vs. an actual doctor.

Do you audit non-WordPress sites?

WordPress is our specialty, so that’s where the audit is sharpest. We’ll audit Webflow, Shopify, and custom sites as well, but the depth and value are highest for WordPress. We’ll tell you upfront if your stack isn’t a good fit for our process.

Can I audit a competitor’s site?

Technically yes, but we’d rather audit yours so the report is actually actionable. If you want competitive benchmarking, list your competitors in the form field – we’ll include relevant comparisons in your audit.

What if I don’t have time for a 48-hour wait?

The 48-hour window is because we do this manually, not via automation. If you genuinely need a faster turnaround (e.g., you’re in active discussions about a rebuild and need data this week), mention it in the form. We can usually accommodate. All communication remains in writing – we don’t switch to calls under deadline pressure.

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The audit costs you nothing but 90 seconds of form-filling. In two business days you’ll know more about your site’s performance than your last three developers combined told you.